Make Sure The People Robbing Your Bedroom Know You’re Keeping up on Bedmaking Trends.

Question 1: Who is this “trend” for? The person sleeping in the bed? Guests with whom you are intimate enough that you show them your bedroom, but for whom you need to be trendy? Potential burglars?

Question 2: I refuse to believe that making a bed in a messy style on purpose is in any way easier than making is normally and then JUST FUCKING SLEEPING IN IT.

Question 3: Who is responsible for this content, and how can I make them suffer?