Domino’s Groupon. Shop Now. Suicide Later. By Invite Only.
Hint: If you find yourself so annoyed with the egos of others that you feel compelled to partake in vandalism…
No one accidentally searches for Emma Goldman when they meant Emma Watson, Google. MAYBE Emma Stone, but not Emma Watson.
All I wanted to do was find some red plaid zippered Dickies that my parents very reasonably would not let…
I don’t know who these people are, but I don’t want them anywhere near my insides.
If “Cellar Door” is the most beautiful phrase in the English language, surely “Drape Kings” is the most unsettling.