Full transparency I am not a brass expert but I’m pretty sure it’s a baritone horn she’s sitting on, but…
When I was born my middle name was Sailer, and then my Grandma freaked out and asked my parents to…
Yelp emailed me to tell me I might be interested in this new restaurant near me and I have never…
I had to do some jellyfish related research for work and googles results for what some other people searched left…
I tried to type “unsolicited” and it came out as “unsalted” and in the process I accidentally invented a new…
Domino’s Groupon. Shop Now. Suicide Later. By Invite Only.
Hint: If you find yourself so annoyed with the egos of others that you feel compelled to partake in vandalism…
No one accidentally searches for Emma Goldman when they meant Emma Watson, Google. MAYBE Emma Stone, but not Emma Watson.
All I wanted to do was find some red plaid zippered Dickies that my parents very reasonably would not let…
I don’t know who these people are, but I don’t want them anywhere near my insides.